Friday, 18 March 2011
Thursday, 17 March 2011
Doesn't look like much going on in the top picture but a well trained eye can spot the beginnings of the swell predicted to arrive tomorrow (he said hopefully). Check the bottom picture. The RNLI Lifeboat that moors in the bay in flat northeasterly conditions has departed.. another good sign. At the moment Tomorrow Friday looks the best day, closely followed by Saturday with the swell dropping away on Sunday.
Posted by Steve at 10:45 am
Wednesday, 16 March 2011
Check out our Facebook page for thousands of old school pictures of the shop. We have a massive VW owner fan base from back in the day after releasing our Endangered Species collection of T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers etc. Here are just a few examples. We are uncovering more everyday!
Posted by Sam and Steve at 11:27 pm
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
This Ebay listing has nothing to do with me or The Little Pink Shop but it's on Ebay and is hilarious!
I bought this wetsuit brand-new last year and have worn it a fair bit. When I say 'fair' I reckon about 20 times, but then probably more like 30. A fair few times anyway.
HOWEVER you will like this, If it was not being worn, it was hung on a hangar or rolled to prevent creasing AND I rinsed it in fresh water after EVERY session so it's in VERY good condition as I look after my gear, I always do, similarly I take care of my body and shower at least once a day and always moisturise. Yes you're probably getting a feel for the kind of man I am. You can see from the pictures it has no creases and looks lovely. My friend Gaz has got a wetsuit that he doesn't look after and it looks like an Elephant's arse, all wrinkled, a bit like an old man's testicle.
You're probably thinking "People p*ss in wetsuits, I'm not sure about a second hand wetsuit", but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you're sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don't like boys that smell of p*ss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate p*ss smelling man.
I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits.
It's a size medium or "m", it was the top of the range suit when I bought it, I think I paid around £300 for it, still a great warm suit that will make you surf at least 200% better. It won't really but it will keep you warm and it's flexible so you'll be able to throw your arms around like Beyonce whilst you're bouncing along a wave. People will look at you and say "f*ckin hell check that dude out, he knows what he's doing wearing one of those Xcel suits and he's got some fresh dance moves". They probably won't say this.
Now as it's been worn, there's some signs of wear around the neck, which I've taken pictures of, so you don't say "oi you c*nt, there's area of wear around the neck I'm giving you bad feedback". The pictures make it look worse than it is (because they're close-ups), and I've taken the pictures with the suit turned inside out, when it's the right way round you don't see the wear and it has no effect on the performance of the suit. That was a bit boring wasn't it, but it had to be done so you can't take me to eBay court for not being honest with you.
Why am I selling it? Well I've just bought a new one, as I'm a flash tw*t like that, I tend to get a new suit every season, I just like the feel of fresh neoprene on my soft skin, and well to be honest I could do with some cash to pay for prostitutes. No, that was a joke, now you're going to think the suit is riddled with disease but it's not as I was joking I do NOT engage with ladies of the night.
I'll post it out the next working day following cleared payment, or if you're around the Truro area you can come and collect it thus avoiding postage charges. Having said that, if you're a maniac, maybe you should just let me post it to you as I don't want to be murdered to death, especially as the summer is just beginning! WOO HOO.
Any questions just ask, I'll answer them very quickly as I'm sat at a computer all f*cking day, unless there's waves.
Thanks for looking and reading all of that ridiculous text, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Posted by Sam and Steve at 8:40 pm
The weekend outlook is excellent though with fine weather and 3+ft of clean offshore swell predicted. Should be a great weekend coming up. The water is at it's coldest however at this time of year so don't forget that we hire out Winter Suits, Boots, Hats and Gloves.. We have just slashed the price of our C-Skins Winter Wetsuits too so come in and pick up a bargain!
Thats the forecast at the moment, lets hope it doesn't change (except for the better!)
Monday, 14 March 2011
Sunday, 13 March 2011
- Couple of foot of Sunny onshorish fun surf this morning.